Butter-Face

Ever seen Picasso’s “Bust of a Woman with a Hat”? It’s one of his paintings where the face is rearranged. It’s trippy. We hate to say it, but when you over-tweeze your eyebrows you look just that bizarre. Are your eyebrows one hair thick? Too skinny! Too weird looking! People will (and probably do) stare. But if you’re going to over-tweeze, you should be prepared to keep up the tweezing so we cannot see the little specs of hairs growing in. This just draws attention to how much you took off in the first place and it’s so distracting to talk to someone when it looks like they dipped their lower forehead in coffee grounds. We realize you may need to go through this flecky stage to get to full, robust eyebrows. However, this is your penance for over-tweezing in the first place. What is worse than over-tweezing? Under-tweezing. (Okay, it’s not worse, but it’s the same.) Ladies, you need more than one eyebrow so invest in some wax and get rid of that hair over your nose. Your eyebrows don’t actually like each other. They need this buffer zone of skin, if you will. There is nothing that will get you noticed faster than sporting the “Frida Kahlo” but the style died when she did. Creativity on your face is not as artistic as it was for Picasso. So stop emulating works of art and channeling dead artists. Starbuck’s, anyone?